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teenaging

The act of refusing to grow up, acting like a teenager when you are actually a grown up. Can only be done by non-teenagers. Refusing responsibility and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like.
"Hey John what did you do today?"
- "Ate pizza, got stoned and played some X-Box. Basically just teenaging around."
by ConCosta October 7, 2014
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Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion
"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."
by MBent January 6, 2013
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TeenAgent

A master trader and master pvper who has practice the Art of Language, being able to convince anyone with his fine words. You can find this master practicing his skills on the Mountains of Truth.
TeenAgent has given me an offer I can't resist, it's too good to be true.
by MrMustache69 February 12, 2021
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teabaging

The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.
Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging
by Ady hitler October 15, 2013
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Teenagering

When a teenager (13-19) are walking and texting simultaneously usually results in colliding with an to someone or something.
He walked in to a tree he was totally teenagering.
by HermoineGranger January 12, 2011
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teenagenous

Don't be so teenagenous!
by Troggyrog December 31, 2013
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Teenagism

(tEEn-age-jism) adj. In the three (3) years of Canadian Highschool and the four (4) years of American Highschool, there is a path, a way of life in which those who truly understand prevail beyong all measures. More common in males, this attitude, to say the least is to live for the moment. Every step, every day, every hour living Teenagism is never wasted. What you choose to do, what interests you, what mistakes you make and victories you succeed in, all fall into the path of your living. Nothing matters except what you put priority on, you function with out the fear of falling and live for the best moments. Teenagism itself is viewed differently by many people, but that is one the benefits of it. Teenagism bends for the person, the person does not bend for it. When following Teenagism, it surrounds you. Surrendering to the power of Teenagism lets you forget stress and worry, and is even scientifically proven to raise sexual prowess. Benefits are infinite should you choose to believe, and it's free to join! There are a few rules however, to follow Teenagism, one must be between the ages of 15 and 19, some exceptions based on maturity level can be made. To live teenagism, forget that others judge, live, and live. Most importantly, you must be crunk at minimum, bare minimum, two (2) or three (3) times a month. Ideally, between ten (10) and twenty (20) times.
Teenagism occurs in all these events.
Exs.
Ernie got drunk, fell down the stairs, got in a fight, had sex and woke up in India the next day.
Wallace spent his time writing emo poetry and telling people he cut himself.
Helga spent long nights with friends drink a cacao bean mix with close friends and two (2) cats.
Herald got so high each day, he usually only made it to 1 class a week and liked to spend time throwing rocks at cars.
Gertrude burnt down a Starbucks.
by I am Drunk July 11, 2006
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