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A mini and winter/spring version of the warped tour exept it's indoors. 2005 kicked off the first year of the tour with The Used, My Chemical Romance, Killswitch Engage, Senses Fail, A Static Lullaby, Underoath and many more. It includes acoustic stages as well. Very amazing concert.
The Taste of Chaos was the best 5 hours of my life.
taste of chaos by Susan March 9, 2005
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Taste of Chaos

1. A smaller, more faggish version of Warped Tour, Taste of Chaos is an emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It has everything an emo person could want: shitty bands, shitty music, and shitty dancing! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.
Kid 1: "Where are all the emo faggots?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Taste of Chaos is today."

Kid 1: "Good, I don't feel like kicking anyone's ass today."
Taste of Chaos by Junk28 November 20, 2007

taste of chaos

A smaller version of the emo/screamo/ska/indie fest, Warped Tour, where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, the Taste of Chaos is today."

Kid: "Good, now we can have a normal day at school."
taste of chaos by Bunker29 December 8, 2007

taste of chaos tour

The Taste of Chaos tour is the winter version of the Vans Warped tour. although it is put on by the same people, it is nowhere near as good as warped tour. taste of chaos is mainly mainstream bands, such as the used and my chemical romance. the tour is justifed only by the fact that Underoath is playing on some of the dates. there are also some good, less mainstream bands that play on the acoustic and sponsored stages. otherwise, the tour is an excuse for mainstream kids to experience a mini-warped tour, with less moshing and intensity. if you want the real stuff, go to Vans.
Mall Punk: I went to taste of chaos... it was seriously hardcore.

(now everyone go look up mall punk and you will understand)
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A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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