by Dave hucklesby November 15, 2003
by M. R. Duriez October 10, 2018
Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.
by Jim Gleeson August 22, 2006
A retard with a boner has a tard-on.
by EverynightJunglist May 24, 2009
Someone who is NOT retarded, but, acts like they are because they are too busy fantasizing about stupid bullshit to pay attention to the reality that surrounds them.
Poindexter is such a 'tard! He got into a car accident because he was too busy thinking about his fan fic sequel to "The Lord Of The Rings".
by Bull Shit Vick December 22, 2006
1. Short form of "retard."
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.
2. Slang for one who is considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. An idiot.
by daviji August 5, 2005
It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.
2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.
3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.
There can be more, such as:
4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.
5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.
6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022