talek

synonym for Epic Pwnz0rz

"Man, did you see that guy? He was SUCH a talek."
"Yeah he did a friggen wallflip that's t3h pwnz."

by Kris Sadek March 31, 2008

Genuine Talent

The ability to do something well and extraordinary in an authentic manner

Sandys ability to dance is unbelievably distinct, she has genuine talent.

by HQ Fun May 19, 2022

An Irish Tale

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

Taleah

The best friend out of best friends! She is beautiful in every way just doesn't know it. She would rather have 2-4 close friends rather then a huge group. One of the funniest people you'll ever meet, she loves to goof off anywhere at any time and isn't afraid to be herself. The boys are always attracted to her bright smile and wacky sense of humor. Just don't under estimate her because she isn't afraid to stand her grounds, speak in what she believes, and get into some trouble. She also isn't a very big girly girl but everyone once in a while she will through on a cute outfit and wear some makeup. Once you meet a Taleah your life will never be the same! Respect her and she will respect you.

And for the boys, well.... GO GET HER!!! She hates boys who just sit around and wish upon a shooting star for her! She wants someone who is willing to go straight up to her face and ask her out! She likes the funny, outgoing, quirky, confident guys, and most importantly she loves the boys who are willing to be just as crazy and spontaneous as her.

"WOW did you see her?''
"She's so pretty, confidante and outgoing!"
"She must be a Taleah!"

by t126 November 26, 2017

TALENT X TALENT

A common nickname for the K-Pop group TOMORROW X TOGETHER (TXT). Showcases their 1st rate vocal, dance, visual, and variety skills. It also highlights the fact that they have the best discography in K-Pop history, and are kings of the gays as well as those with taste. Features members Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Huening Kai.

Have you listened to the song of the year 'Ghosting', by TALENT X TALENT?

TALENT X TALENT are the 4th generation IT group!

by Swirl_Loves_Gyu November 16, 2020

Jung Taekwoon

Jung Taekwoon, otherwise known as Sweetusvoiceus Nobutticus, is the main vocal in Kpop boy group VIXX. Known for his sweet vocals and poker face, also nicknamed Haemji and Kitty Leo.

-"Have you heard of Jung Taekwoon?"

-"Oh, yeah, he's that amazing singer from VIXX!"

by Leooo November 4, 2017

Talentless Hack

A person who has attained a position of importance through no ability of their own. Most of them are aware that they are frauds and their insecurities lead to belligerence when challenged.

After a few beers, we got to arguing about who was the more talentless hack: Courtney Love or Jay Leno. We finally decided on World of Warcrafts Greg Street/aka Ghostcrawler.

by WTF Pancakes January 14, 2010