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Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

There gonna take me to the woodshed 

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget
There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

take me to the woolshed 

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026