tag nut 

Particles of excrement that become entangled with anal hair and dry in this position.

I flipped her over to play the b-bide but her ring was sealed bu a huge tag nut.

tag nut by Ivanovitch March 18, 2003

Tag nut 

Slang for when poop or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your butt. It can hurt a lot to pull it out.

Rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.

Tag nut by MissingnoFTW December 5, 2009

Tag nut 

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

Tag nut by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Tag Nut 

A piece of shit on an ass hair

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!

Tag Nut by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024

nut tag 

a playful game among peers where one tries to pop another in the nuts

NUT TAG!! You're It

nut tag by swil February 27, 2003

tag nuts 

Must be of UK origin. You all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. Well, they're also referred to as Tag Nuts. The curse of puberty in every one of us.

Ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of accumulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.

tag nuts by chris wheelie June 17, 2005

tagnut 

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

tagnut by John Gaskell March 6, 2004