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Particles of excrement that become entangled with anal hair and dry in this position.
I flipped her over to play the b-bide but her ring was sealed bu a huge tag nut.
tag nut by Ivanovitch March 18, 2003
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Slang for when poop or toilet paper sticks to the hairs on your butt. It can hurt a lot to pull it out.
Rick howled in pain as he removed tag nuts from his pubic hairs.
Tag nut by MissingnoFTW December 5, 2009
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A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.
MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!
Tag nut by JannRickles September 14, 2022
Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!
Tag Nut by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024
a playful game among peers where one tries to pop another in the nuts
NUT TAG!! You're It
nut tag by swil February 27, 2003

tag nuts 

Must be of UK origin. You all seem to know what dangleberries or klingons are. Well, they're also referred to as Tag Nuts. The curse of puberty in every one of us.
Ance, voice-wobbling, sweaty moments and wet dreams; all a delight when compared to the discomfort of accumulating tag-nuts in adolescence and beyond.
tag nuts by chris wheelie June 17, 2005
A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink
GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"
tagnut by John Gaskell March 6, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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