taco slot 

1.) Pejorative with a vague sexual tone.
2.) A slot machine built in Japan that features an octopus named Taco.

Daddy, don't tell me "NO!" you...silly taco slot!

taco slot by kjoenth February 10, 2010

Colostomy Slot Taco 

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

Colostomy Slot Taco by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Taco Sloth 

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

Taco Sloth by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

Australian Sloth Taco

An old Australian lady’s hairy vagina with moss on the pubic hair.

“Yea man, I ate some Australian Sloth Taco last night.”

Australian Sloth Taco by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022