tablequake 

The vibration you feel when someone else's PDA or cellphone vibrates on the table at which you are sitting, especially when that device is unseen and unheard.

While the hottie at the bar went to the bathroom, the cellphone in her purse sent out several tablequakes of such magnitude that I thought she had a personal massager tucked in there. So I had to take a look.

tablequake by mattand666 May 3, 2011

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

tablefucked 

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.

I couldn't eat at breakfast this morning because I got tablefucked by a first-weeker.

tablefucked by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009

tabquake

A sudden, chaotic moment when you accidentally close all your browser tabs or your computer crashes — and your entire digital life flashes before your eyes.

"I just had a tabquake and lost 47 tabs. I don’t even remember what I was researching."

"The Wi-Fi cut out mid-paper and caused a full-blown tabquake."

tabquake by save_the_urbandictionary October 24, 2025