Table cloth

A Table cloth is a piece of material which is used to cover and protect the table.

Mike: Hey Jimmy I got a new table.

Jimmy: Cool, you should totally get a table cloth for it.

by Leco January 30, 2009

Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...

My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....

by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025