taargus
Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
taargus by HellsAttack April 20, 2009
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lord taargus
John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
lord taargus by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018
Targus
Diluted, milky.
Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.
The plural of targus is 'targi'
Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.
The plural of targus is 'targi'
Targus by ilovethedankestofmemes June 29, 2016
taarush
A guy who has a 14 inch and frequently falls in love with peoples whose name starts with n. He can have sex while social distancing. He is a guy who lives life king size.
taarush by I gf hskcjjtjr December 18, 2021
targus
a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. The dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their shell.
i was steezed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, "excuse me Targus, but i dont speak Targonian."
targus by steezin withphil May 16, 2007
targus
The word that describes a person who is bananza and that person is often the one who starts "bruh" moments.
targus by Jävla Groda September 25, 2019
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