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taargus

Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Your wife's new legal name is Taargus Taargus.

Eric has scored Taargus! He is the winner!
by HellsAttack April 20, 2009
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taargus

Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name. Also, the only rolling storage system. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Q: Your wife's new legal name is TAARGUS TAARGUS. Is this okay?

A: Okay, I'll make that change for you.
by Taargus Taargus April 5, 2008
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lord taargus

John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018
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Targus

Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'
Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.
by ilovethedankestofmemes June 29, 2016
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taarush

A guy who has a 14 inch and frequently falls in love with peoples whose name starts with n. He can have sex while social distancing. He is a guy who lives life king size.
What a taarush you are.
by I gf hskcjjtjr December 18, 2021
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targus

a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. The dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their shell.
i was steezed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, "excuse me Targus, but i dont speak Targonian."
by steezin withphil May 16, 2007
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targus

The word that describes a person who is bananza and that person is often the one who starts "bruh" moments.
boy 1. Stop man, stop being so targus.
girl 1. U want banana?
by Jävla Groda September 25, 2019
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