taargus

Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.

Your wife's new legal name is Taargus Taargus.

Eric has scored Taargus! He is the winner!

taargus by HellsAttack April 20, 2009

taargus

Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name. Also, the only rolling storage system. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.

Q: Your wife's new legal name is TAARGUS TAARGUS. Is this okay?

A: Okay, I'll make that change for you.

taargus by Taargus Taargus April 5, 2008

lord taargus

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.

John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.

lord taargus by Lord Taargus eats male snatch February 18, 2018

Targus 

Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'

Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.

Targus by ilovethedankestofmemes June 29, 2016

taarush 

A guy who has a 14 inch and frequently falls in love with peoples whose name starts with n. He can have sex while social distancing. He is a guy who lives life king size.

What a taarush you are.

taarush by I gf hskcjjtjr December 18, 2021

targus 

a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. The dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their shell.

i was steezed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, "excuse me Targus, but i dont speak Targonian."

targus by steezin withphil May 16, 2007

targus 

The word that describes a person who is bananza and that person is often the one who starts "bruh" moments.

boy 1. Stop man, stop being so targus.
girl 1. U want banana?

targus by Jävla Groda September 25, 2019