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Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Your wife's new legal name is Taargus Taargus.

Eric has scored Taargus! He is the winner!
taargus by HellsAttack April 20, 2009
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Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name. Also, the only rolling storage system. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Q: Your wife's new legal name is TAARGUS TAARGUS. Is this okay?

A: Okay, I'll make that change for you.
taargus by Taargus Taargus April 5, 2008
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lord taargus

A mediocre author that is the ultimate Facebook douche.
John: Hey Kristen, did you see that guy who liked his own Facebook post the other day?
Kristen:Yeah! That was Lord Taargus. He’s such a flaming cuntaloupe.
Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'
Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.
A guy who has a 14 inch and frequently falls in love with peoples whose name starts with n. He can have sex while social distancing. He is a guy who lives life king size.
What a taarush you are.
taarush by I gf hskcjjtjr December 18, 2021
a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. The dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their shell.
i was steezed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, "excuse me Targus, but i dont speak Targonian."
targus by steezin withphil May 16, 2007
The word that describes a person who is bananza and that person is often the one who starts "bruh" moments.
boy 1. Stop man, stop being so targus.
girl 1. U want banana?
targus by Jävla Groda September 25, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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