t and r 

Short for tuck and roll. A person tuck and rolls when they bail from a moving vehicle. Blood and shit stains are commonly seen for multiple mile markers.

Dude, Justin got so mad in the car yesterday that he t and r'd while she was going 70mph down i 635.

Did that guy in front of us just t and r?

There ain't enough room in this car for the two of us, BYE!

t and r by Shandy B November 15, 2009

The T and M Roleplay 

It's when you dress up as a sumo wrestler in black and white. Only anal intercourse is permitted.

The T and M roleplay is an exciting experience for adventurous males looking to dress up as sumo wrestlers

The T and M Roleplay by Lamval April 2, 2023

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! 

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. by Blikk October 8, 2008

Knock and Don't Run 

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

Knock and Don't Run by Michael "Kwantum Physics" Kwan March 1, 2009