Syndrome's Law 

The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."

"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"

Syndrome's Law by JKPwnage January 19, 2019

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS) 

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS) by thehypermom July 3, 2017

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) 

A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.

"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) by javajester October 13, 2009

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.) 

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.) by jonnywords October 27, 2011

Soldier's Heart Syndrome (SHS)

A rare condition where you have a soldierly spirit and are obsessed with the military.

(e.g. Dr, what's wrong with me? I can't stop thinking of battle & collecting military memorabilia.

Nothing. You just have Soldier's Heart Syndrome (SHS)

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Soldier's Heart Syndrome (SHS) by Diana Lucius DeCollis July 20, 2026

Soldier's Heart Syndrome (SHS)

A rare condition where you have a soldierly spirit and are obsessed with the military.

(e.g. Dr, what's wrong with me? I can't stop thinking of battle & collecting military memorabilia.

Nothing. You just have soldier's heart syndrome (shs)

Soldier's Heart Syndrome (SHS) by Diana Lucius DeCollis July 20, 2026

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) 

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) by C.Nebula September 22, 2017