1: A female stripper that invites an audience member to strip her
2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them
2: A person with a Vag that has had at least 50 people get that watermelon sugar from them
1: Dora: so what did you do last night, Rosie?
Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger
Dora: You’re one lucky bitch
2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?
Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe
Rosie: I went to the strip club and got chosen by the pussy swinger
Dora: You’re one lucky bitch
2: Michael: hey, why did you break up with Tiffany?
Evan: Turns out she was a pussy swinger. 67 bodies on that hoe
by The De-veloper June 17, 2021
A person that talks to 3 or more people by means of text simultaneously, loses track of all of them and types something meant for one person but accidentally sends it to another, which is how the peron ends up getting in trouble.
Jessica: so my boyfriend blah blah blah
Chat swinger: ugh she's talking about her boyfriend
Jessica: ...........
Chat swinger: ugh she's talking about her boyfriend
Jessica: ...........
by darthdee181 August 10, 2011
A sweet swinger is a baseball term used to describe a big power hitter, (usually left handed). A sweet swinger is someone who dives into the plate and drives balls over the right field fence. They are also notorious for yanking balls into the bullpen. A sweet swinger usually doesn't use the other half of the field and most sweet swingers usually originate from the good ol' hockey state of North Dakota.
ex.
David: Holy shit! That guy just pulled that outside fastball into the first base dugout!
Alex: yeah. we'll that's sweet swinger at the plate.
also can be spelled sweet swinga'
ex.
David: Did you see that ball that sweet swinga' hit today!
Vince: No. Wh-wh-wh-where'd it go?
David: He hit it OVER the right field fence onto 6th street.
Vince: R-r-r-really?
David: Yeah, and here's the best part, there was a police officer pulling over a car and the ball hit the cops car!
Vince: Wow. He sounds like a Navajo Warrior.
David: What's a Navajo Warrior?
Vince: It's what we called my brother on the reservation. He was a better hitter then sweet swinger.
David: Holy shit! That guy just pulled that outside fastball into the first base dugout!
Alex: yeah. we'll that's sweet swinger at the plate.
also can be spelled sweet swinga'
ex.
David: Did you see that ball that sweet swinga' hit today!
Vince: No. Wh-wh-wh-where'd it go?
David: He hit it OVER the right field fence onto 6th street.
Vince: R-r-r-really?
David: Yeah, and here's the best part, there was a police officer pulling over a car and the ball hit the cops car!
Vince: Wow. He sounds like a Navajo Warrior.
David: What's a Navajo Warrior?
Vince: It's what we called my brother on the reservation. He was a better hitter then sweet swinger.
by Cacahuate.Veinte.Y.Ocho December 19, 2009
A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.
p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
by Feist4321 November 5, 2007
by Labastacopesta December 30, 2009
A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.
PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"
PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".
by the.other.guy September 21, 2010
A person that despises swingers. Usually this animosity is spawned from one being insecure, immature, or sexually inexperienced. Such individuals often hide behind the facade of a relationship that they are in. They see swingers as immoral or evil because they don't have a ball and chain attached to their partner. These individuals consider a normal relationship one where their partner spends all their time catering to their partners emotional problems and is under their total control at all times. They think 10 minutes of boring sex is amazing even though there partner usually just falls asleep half way into it. Often times these people can only have sex if they are drunk because they are too immature to handle sex sober and if they ever cheat on there partner they can just blame it on the alcohol. They want to know where their partner is 24/7 and go ape shit and throw a temper tantrum if their partner even talks to another person of the opposite sex. These prudes think Swingers are STD infested when the fact is because they more than likely will cheat with the first nasty person that comes along and not get tested and therefore are just as much or more at risk. Because after all STD tests are for dirty people not responsible ones.
Shawn- "Yo Dawg. Wheres your gurl?"
Dawg- "Yo i dunno! Been tryin to call her ass! Do ya know its been 5 minutes since i last talked to her?"
Shawn- "Yo Dawg that aint good!"
Dawg- "Yeah i know. That ho better check in with me at least 25 times a day and let me know where shes at! She better not be hangin out with anyone! Thats all i need is her thinkin she can go have fun and not be there for me to use as a doormat for all my problems. Next thing you know shes gonna be one of those swingers if i dont keep a tight leash on her! I aint havin that! Shes my property yo!"
Shawn- "Yeah Dawg! Call that bitch back!
Dawg- "Yeah if i find out shes been talking to another dude on the phone his ass is is gonna get banked cause im one swinger hater of a fool!"
Shawn- "Later Dawg i gotta go pleasure my gurl! I got my game on! Were gettin drunk and havin 10 minutes of hot sex tonight!"
Dawg- "Damn! Wish i could last that long! Later Yo!"
Dawg- "Yo i dunno! Been tryin to call her ass! Do ya know its been 5 minutes since i last talked to her?"
Shawn- "Yo Dawg that aint good!"
Dawg- "Yeah i know. That ho better check in with me at least 25 times a day and let me know where shes at! She better not be hangin out with anyone! Thats all i need is her thinkin she can go have fun and not be there for me to use as a doormat for all my problems. Next thing you know shes gonna be one of those swingers if i dont keep a tight leash on her! I aint havin that! Shes my property yo!"
Shawn- "Yeah Dawg! Call that bitch back!
Dawg- "Yeah if i find out shes been talking to another dude on the phone his ass is is gonna get banked cause im one swinger hater of a fool!"
Shawn- "Later Dawg i gotta go pleasure my gurl! I got my game on! Were gettin drunk and havin 10 minutes of hot sex tonight!"
Dawg- "Damn! Wish i could last that long! Later Yo!"
by A Swinger October 26, 2007