Sweatflake 

A ride or die trump Republican.

Eg Rudy Giuliani ... soooo sweaty. Yuk.

While there are many varieties of sweatflakes, (think chauffeur driven vs truck driving ) common characteristics include being very gullible, highly persuadable, shockingly careless, mean to children and Mexican’s and always found in a red MAGA hat when in a crowd of like minded simpletons.

Yikes, that sweatflake with the kfc grease and Dr Pepper stain on his “deez truck nuts” tank top just pulled off his MAGA cap to show me its foil lining; says it prevents independent thought.

Sweatflake by DeezTruckNutz November 19, 2020

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

sweetflakes 

A combination of sweet, with flakes, as in breakfast cereal. Used as an exclamation of appreciation.

Scotty: So I was walking down the street, when I spotted something in the gutter - I bent down to have a look, and it was a Tenner!

Dean: Sweetflakes!

Scotty: I'm tellin' ya!

sweetflakes by _sc0tty_ January 17, 2009

sweatcake 

A person who wears make-up to the gym

"Hey, see that sweatcake over there? She looks like she's just come from the zombie studio and onto a treadmill"

sweatcake by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

SleetFlake 

A term for someone that thinks they are unique and special, but really are not. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you're a sleetflake. Not snow, but nasty sleet.

You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake; you're a sleetflake.

SleetFlake by QuantumApe November 5, 2019