Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving

Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!

(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?

Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.

Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!

Swarving by Swarve master April 28, 2020

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Paul Starling

Paul Starling is a nautical rock singer/songwriter, writing such songs as "Visions Of Drowning", "Caroline", "Old Tack Pianos", "Ballad Of A Raincoat", & "All The Good Looking Girls Are Dead". Some have classified his music as "chamber pop", while he has stated himself as a "nautical pop historian". He seems to be infatuated with the artist Frida Kahlo, as many of his lyrics include her name. He also has a near obsession with Hearst Castle. Most of his lyrics include references to the sea & California history.

He pulled a Paul Starling and decided to write a nautical pop song.

Paul Starling by DrCarlWilson December 11, 2009

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Swirling Pool

The final stage before vomiting violently. The swirling pool stage is your body’s natural way of warning you to remove yourself from the public eye and seek a toilet, waste bin or other discarding device.

"I'm gonna' have to go home mate. I'm in the swirling pool!"

Swirling Pool by kristiano90 November 3, 2011

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Gullible Swarming

A play on words of Global Warming, which is curiously now referred to as Climate Change...hrmmm.

People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.

Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.

Gullible Swarming by MCOPE September 15, 2010

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