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Superlactive 

When your bowels are extremely loose. Almost as if you've taken multiple laxatives and washed them down with prune juice... Definitely not a made up word that was confused with superlative.
Teicie had just gotten off work and suddenly felt a rush of liquid to her poop shooter. She barely made it home before she exploded. It was almost as if she took a superlactive.
Superlactive by Bigcal3000 March 22, 2019
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Superlative 

The highest kind, quality, or order; surpassing all else or others; supreme.
“The dictionary defines superlative as 'of the highest kind, quality, or order; surpassing all else or others; supreme.' I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, as a friend. He is of the highest kind, quality, and order, supreme.”. - Michael Scott
Superlative by yrnvav June 2, 2018

Superlativitis 

An illness resulting in delusional and condescending remarks about everything you do being better than everyone else.
"Last night we went to THE best sushi restaurant, sensational food, just incredible! Much better than anything you've ever had".

"Wow, you have a serious case of superlativitis!".
Superlativitis by Chutzpanit September 19, 2016

Superlative 

A state of being, like terrific, fantastic, excellent etc.
"How are you Dave"
"Superlative thanks Joan, yourself?"
"You're a wanker Dave."
Superlative by SDB January 9, 2005

Superlative 

Who would be best for the job? A Dwight Shrute. They're superlative.
Superlative by Dysentery Gary September 22, 2014

Superlative Ectomorph 

one who insists he is awesome, when in fact, he has only 3 teeth
Johnny was the biggest superlative ectomorph in Harlem.