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suck fart
(Said by my cuzzo in anger) It means that you can do something so low as to suck somebodys fart because that would value your time more than sitting here bothering me.
suck fart by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008
suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017
suck a fart
suck a fart by Rontastic July 30, 2006
suck a fart from her ass
suck a fart from her ass by Clutch in the hand March 16, 2020
Suck the fart out of my ass
Suck the fart out of my ass by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021
suck my fart
it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".
version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"
version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"
version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"
*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"
version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"
*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
suck my fart by the blotch August 7, 2011
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