suck fart

The foul action of getting down on all fours, sucking air into your butt hole, and then farting it out in a fancy fashion.

"Wow, did you see Greg accidently poop out that raisinet when he suck farted in front of a crowd?"

by Bunnies. January 22, 2010

suck fart

(Said by my cuzzo in anger) It means that you can do something so low as to suck somebodys fart because that would value your time more than sitting here bothering me.

You know what?...SUCK FART!!! lolz

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017

suck a fart

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.

Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.

by Rontastic July 30, 2006

suck a fart from her ass

When you find a girl so attractive that you'd literally suck a fart from her ass.

She's so beautiful, I'd drink her bathwater and then suck a fart from her ass.

by Clutch in the hand March 16, 2020

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

suck my fart

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.

by the blotch August 7, 2011