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subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
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subjectively meaningless 

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but subjectively meaningless to everyone else.
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your compiliterate . her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

subjectively meaningless 

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you.
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless and fucktarded

boy 2) just ignore your computer illiterate. her opinion is subjectively meaningless, meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026