Subanimal
A person whose face is rated less than 3/10 on the attractiveness scale.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small
Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small
Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
I cannot make eye contact with Johnny, he's so repulsive.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
Subanimal by Maryoussef August 12, 2022
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