STV

Sexually Transmitted (computer) Virus.

Obtained by hitting the porn sites. Usually fatal. Results in asshole popping up when you least want it to.

Girl: "Why is your computer so slow??? And why is there a popup with asshole on it???"
Guy: "Oh that. I got an STV by hitting free porno sites. It has completely destroyed my shit"

by Methodone November 1, 2007

Stv

A man who wears swimming trunks so tight they squeeze the vowels out of his name

Did you see that Stv at Center Parcs ?

What, the guy who was suffocating his future progeny ?
Yes

by Lord Foxbat IX February 4, 2010

Stv

Stv means “Scottish television”

Stupid americans: whats stv?

Me: a scottish thing

by Imagoose84384 February 5, 2021