the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr April 11, 2012
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When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.
by Lee Williams #5 March 2, 2011
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The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.
Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?
by PumpkinsetsFire April 8, 2011
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Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
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occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
by b.ximenez January 19, 2008
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