A case of beer in the fridge should one decide not to go out but still wish to enjoy a fine cold beverage after a long day's work.
Dudette: Hey, wanna go the pub tonight?
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
Dude: Nah, I'm broke and tired, but I have a strategic reserve so it's all good
by Mr Sruffiness August 13, 2009
A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.
"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."
by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016
When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.
by Aelana June 14, 2022
Actually making it a point to cause as little civilian casualties as possible when striking with air craft. The opposite of this would be to slam two fucking planes into a non-military, civilian filled, place of business, in the middle of New York. Or did we forget about that?
A strtegic air strike is used to prevent the loss of innocent life.
A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)
A terrorist air strike is meant to specifically target the innocent. (As Americans, we feel this version is immoral.)
by smak hypokrits January 31, 2003
When Muslim women wear hijab so that they will be able to strategically infiltrate fundy circles (those who are more observant and will only perhaps take hijabi women seriously) to advance issues of social justice and gender equity.
"I'm kind of done with hijab but I wear strategic hijab - you know otherwise I couldn't go to the MSA Eid party."
by suzi-q May 23, 2008
the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
Verb
The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.
The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.
After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.
by Uncle Larry October 16, 2006