A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.
Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.
Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”
Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.
Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”
by Muttslut August 9, 2019
Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.
by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005
are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach
by geek.neo September 27, 2010
A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.
The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.
by flabby---- May 19, 2006
Term: Strafing the bunker, Verb.
Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.
First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Definition:
When a man in a heightened sexual arousal ejaculates onto the outside of a woman's vagina before penetration can occur. It is a specific form of premature ejaculation.
First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Example:
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
Bob: Man how did it go with Cindy last night?
Tom: Oh man it was great, I did have a problem when we got back to her place. She was a little too good and I ended up strafing the bunker.
Bob: .......
Tom: Yeah... so has that ever happened to you?
Bob: Hell no, I get the job done every time.
by Kizuel November 1, 2007
Tap strafing is an Apex Legends advanced movement technique performable in Apex Legends which allows you to make a 180-degree turn on a dime and completely change direction mid-air.
by FoxInnit March 26, 2022
by AwkwardJellybean November 25, 2017