"I'm just checking in on you to make sure that you haven't strafed a bridge"
"Are you planning on strafing a bridge?"
by Pazifists May 20, 2023
This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired
dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am
dude 2: damn bro
dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out
dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 07, 2019
“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”
The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)
Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state
Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.
“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.
HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.
Someone else{DUDE}: WTF
HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
by fragpowder May 25, 2022
The act of being superior, well represented, spot on, superb, hated, nonduplicated, by a vendor of aftermarket car parts. Never a cheaply made brush on.
To breach a levy and be strafed upon.
by 1fingersalute April 22, 2010