A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)
by Popsicle II October 17, 2006
The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.
John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.
Mike: Will is such a stomach.
Mike: Will is such a stomach.
by Comandante_Maje June 20, 2010
by Willito April 30, 2006
Having to deal with coworkers and business associates that you would really rather not have to unless you were dead or your life depended on it.
by d-man with a plan January 8, 2010
by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020
by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020
The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016