Stinky Surprise 

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

Stinky Surprise by DMcgee March 30, 2009

hot sticky surprise 

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

hot sticky surprise by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Sticky Suprise 

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them

GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!

Sticky Suprise by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011

Sticky suprise 

When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.

I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.

Sticky suprise by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017