The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

tongue shovel her stink ditch by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

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tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

tongue-scoop the stink ditch by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

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Stank Ditch

The area in or around the ass crack

I'm gonna go tounge diving in your stank ditch

Stank Ditch by kingkonglongdong May 24, 2012

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stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.

That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch

stick ditch by Stick ditch April 22, 2018

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stinkditch

Ass crack. In reference to the fleshy crevice (hence ditch) of the human body that contains the exit portal of our excretory system. Malodiferous intestinal gases are commonly exhausted from this area and fecal remenants can also contribute to unpleasant aromas, hence the term "stinkditch".

I'd love to tongue-shovel that stinkditch.

stinkditch by $e0uLm@n April 10, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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