to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."
Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!
by Drinking Comittee May 25, 2007
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A person who, at a party, stifles fun.
Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire.
by Deet Johnson June 9, 2006
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Yo! Why you calling my girl!

Stifle yourself bro, she my cousin!

Yo! My bad!
by Damgames June 2, 2018
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a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.

to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.
My mom is divorce-stifled and has not seemed happy for the last 25 years.
by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011
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Stifle-vote Democrats are Democrats who lie and manipulate voter polls. They say they have already won the election beforehand so voters seeking their opponent's victory will either give up and not vote at all, or cast their vote in their favor. Either way, they get your vote - Random Prophet #RandomProphet
A Stifle-vote Democrat will lie to you to get your vote.
by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 7, 2018
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When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate
I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

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by BearEggs November 20, 2018
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