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steyning 

Steyning is a small town in the south of England in west sussex. some say that Steyning is the the hidden gem of the United Kingdom and I would agree. Steyning is a place of dreams, pure natural beauty, fine dining, exquisite taste and charming indivduals. Someone who lives in steyning will mainly congregate at Whites Bar or The Chequer however here are many places that I would not like to disclose. People who are brought up in Steyning or live there are the very finest Great Britain has to offer.
Where do you live?
Steyning?
oh my god!
what?
you are the finest human being I have ever met...(begins to cry uncontrollably)
steyning by wagwan12345 February 3, 2012
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Steining 

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.
"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."
Steining by TFTH April 3, 2010

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.
I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.
Howard Sterning by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Sterning 

A word to describe something that is tough or solid
This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.
Sterning by Axeman112 February 21, 2012

Steening 

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.
Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout
Steening by schwimjob January 18, 2015

steininger 

The study of defecation in the greater search of poop pebbles (also known as poop stones) and dispersion.
Theresa: Candice, you forgot to flush the toilet!

Candice: Oh, I'm sorry, I left it there for all to steininger.
steininger by Funkitreez April 6, 2009

Steining Out 

An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.
*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*

Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!

Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!

Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Steining Out by hfsiohgohg November 7, 2007
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