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step on a duck 

The sound of a particular fart caused by overly compressed butt cheeks. This will occur due to the person attempting to slip out a silent squeaker so as not to draw attention to his or herself. Odds are a quack-like sound will result from this expulsion. There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately.
Wow, dude! Did ya step on a duck? Nice one!
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step on a duck 

An extremely loud that makes your butthole explode and rumble, and when it comes out it sounds like you accidentally stepped on a duck and it screamed. Usually happens when you hold a fart until you can't hold it anymore.
Bruno: *hardly and loudly farts*
Reese: "Yo Bruno, what did ya just step on a duck?!"
Bruno: "Yeah, and it feels like my ass ripped in half."
Reese: "Pull yourself together, dude."

step on a duck 

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.
WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!
step on a duck by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Did someone step on a duck? 

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004