Steiner Math

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?

by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

reading steiner

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner is an American professional wrestler.Being the genetic freak that he his, Steiner is a one-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, seven-time WCW World Tag Team Champion, two-time WWF World Tag Team Champion and two-time United States Champion.

There's Nothing Finer Than Scott Steiner.

by HeavyMetalGary January 25, 2009

Steiner’s Attack

An attack that would save us all

(Downfall)

“Dont worry, Steiner’s attack will save us.”

by I cant wake up May 16, 2022

Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.

by Caligula March 20, 2005

Scott Steiner

A former WCW, WWE and TNA wrestler, now wrestling in Global Force Wrestling. Also known as the "Big Bad Booty Daddy" or the "Genetic Freak" thanks to his absurd and abnormal body and muscles (more like Steroid Freak), and calls his fans as his "freaks". Pretty much known for making over-the-top promos and unscriped yellings and swearing, for his own english-gibberish vocabulary, for hating on Ric Flair and for hating on fat wrestlers (like his feud with Samoa Joe). Funny as hell too. He even flip the bird at Hulk Hogan in WCW once.

Scott Steiner: "GIMME A F***ING MIC!"
Jerry Lawler: "Uh-oh".

by DiogoAttitude August 5, 2016

Steiner Line

Steiner Line: A Description of a moment while talking when you mess up what you were going to say, like Pro Wrestler Scott Steiner would do while cutting promos. This often leads to friends pointing out your mistake by simply saying "Steiner Line!"

Term was coined by Scott Vogler and the Blitz Team
Definition by Alex White. Please check out Bruce Blitz's channel on Youtube!

EX: I was doing a speech in class, but I pulled a Steiner Line and had to correct myself.

I pulled a Steiner Line when I called my friend Jason another name by mistake.

by Ampersand8552 December 16, 2013