status jacked 

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

status jacked by Crin March 1, 2009

Status Jacked 

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.

guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.

Status Jacked by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

Status-Jacked 

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

Status-Jacked by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

Status Jacker 

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

Status Jacker by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Status Jacker 

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

Status Jacker by hacklife March 5, 2011

Status Jacker 

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

Status Jacker by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

status jacker 

one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.

did you see what johns status is? he status jacked me! john is a status jacker!

status jacker by howareya3896 February 2, 2013