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stank monkey 

An old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of piss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. Usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. Also called "stunk monkey."
First White Guy: *sniff* Ew! What's that smell?
Second White Guy: It's that goddamned stank monkey over there!
First White Guy: He smells like dog shit!
Stank Monkey: Shut the hell up you dumb crackers!
stank monkey by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Stank monkey 

Means “fart” from the book series Dog Man and Cat Kid, a children’s comic book series.
“Who popped a fluffy? Who pinched a stank monkey? Who blew the brown bugle?”

strangling the stank monkey 

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

Spank Monkey

Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
Spank Monkey by Willey P September 20, 2007

Stank Money 

Someone with so much money, it's stank.
They used their stank money money dividends to buy their mansion.
Stank Money by TheRealDecoy89 May 10, 2019

stink monkey 

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.
Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.
stink monkey by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008

Spank Monkey

A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
Spank Monkey by NickCosmoSonde October 5, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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