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annoying teenagers usually under 5'10, plays hockey. A stalves usaully has problems speaking and has unlimited supply of energy. comes from movie the ringer. likes bigger girls if not homosexual. most groups of friends have a stalves and you ask yourself why are we friend s with this guy but in the end he is your buddy
look at that kid over there, he won't shut up, what a stalves
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Stavesacre 

Stavesacre - quite possibly the single best, deepest, most interesting and musically inspiring band to have graced the face of this earth. If you don't own at least one of their CDs I am sorry for you.
"Dude, I've had this Stavesacre CD for 4 years and I can't get tired of it!"
Stavesacre by Dave Schlegel September 23, 2004

Grant Salveson 

fun;exciting;loving;caring;and everything to summer.
"I love Grant Salveson so so so so so so so so so much. He is everthing i ever dreamed of"
Grant Salveson by Summer June 2, 2003

salvester 

To awesome if a name to be defined.
Error: Salvester is too awesome
salvester by spoonySILK January 25, 2014

rj stalesky 

the coolest kid in the world
rj stalesky is soooo hot
rj stalesky by rj stalesky March 28, 2009

stalesonality 

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!
Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!
stalesonality by NYanonymous June 26, 2014
Dude, Im starves.
Starves by Jesse WowWow August 31, 2012