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annoying teenagers usually under 5'10, plays hockey. A stalves usaully has problems speaking and has unlimited supply of energy. comes from movie the ringer. likes bigger girls if not homosexual. most groups of friends have a stalves and you ask yourself why are we friend s with this guy but in the end he is your buddy
look at that kid over there, he won't shut up, what a stalves
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Stavesacre 

Stavesacre - quite possibly the single best, deepest, most interesting and musically inspiring band to have graced the face of this earth. If you don't own at least one of their CDs I am sorry for you.
"Dude, I've had this Stavesacre CD for 4 years and I can't get tired of it!"
Stavesacre by Dave Schlegel September 23, 2004

Grant Salveson 

fun;exciting;loving;caring;and everything to summer.
"I love Grant Salveson so so so so so so so so so much. He is everthing i ever dreamed of"
Grant Salveson by Summer June 2, 2003

salvester 

To awesome if a name to be defined.
Error: Salvester is too awesome
salvester by spoonySILK January 25, 2014

rj stalesky 

rj stalesky is soooo hot
rj stalesky by rj stalesky March 28, 2009

stalesonality 

You have a stale personality, boring and uninteresting!
Stacey, you wont get any guys with that stalesonality!
stalesonality by NYanonymous June 26, 2014
Dude, Im starves.
Starves by Jesse WowWow August 31, 2012