1 definition by Da'brickashaw- Tyrod Ferguson

annoying teenagers usually under 5'10, plays hockey. A stalves usaully has problems speaking and has unlimited supply of energy. comes from movie the ringer. likes bigger girls if not homosexual. most groups of friends have a stalves and you ask yourself why are we friend s with this guy but in the end he is your buddy
look at that kid over there, he won't shut up, what a stalves
by Da'brickashaw- Tyrod Ferguson December 22, 2009
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