Stalve

Stalk and love connected. Stalve is when you love or adore a person but you don't want to tell them, so you just stare at them, go through their Facebook profile, spam them on ask.fm etc.

"I really like him..."
"Then tell him instead of just stalving him."
"I am too shy. I enjoy to stalve."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Touch Starved

When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.

Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?

Alex: Yeah :)

*insert a cute hug here*

by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

stale smoke

When ur rippin bong in a sesh and leave some smoke in the bong and then pass the piece to the next person in the sesh. If you are on the receiving end of the pass, you better get that stale outta the bong before it contaminates ur ass.

Bro are u serious, finish ur rip! You keep leaving stale smoke (or stale) in the bong!

by nostale_justmango October 26, 2017

Spoti-stalker

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.

"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."

by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

starvemaxxing

The process of starving yourself so that you will lose bodyfat and achieve a well defined jawline and hollow cheekbones. Term created by looksmaxxing incels, hence the 'maxxing' part.

Person 1: I'm so fat, it's over for me.

Person 2: Better start starvemaxxing.

by Looksmaxxer October 1, 2023