A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.
Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them
by Seph MacLeod August 11, 2008
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(noun) high-pitched fart that almost sounds like it's asking a question. usually caused by stress or an attempt by the farter to stifle the fart. signifies a tight or clenched anus.
Did you hear that squeeker during the meeting? Yeah, sorry, that was me.
by Gippy August 15, 2005
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A woman who attends rennaissance faires such as Middlefaire, and giggles insanely at chainmail catepillars while turning bright red from the sun.
Identified by her high pitched squeaking laugh.
Why is that so funny? you're such a Squeekers.
by Sylvia Rayne February 16, 2009
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A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 27, 2021
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Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.
DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.
by Dank Squeeker September 16, 2015
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