A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.
"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."
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"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."
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"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."
by Unkie Al December 29, 2005
Get the square shitmug. Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"
by Nicky James. October 27, 2007
Get the square shitmug. by emmanuelbellith February 18, 2009
Get the square dat shit upmug. by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006
Get the Shitting Squaresmug.