square shit

A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.

"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."

or

"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."

by Unkie Al December 30, 2005

square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 10, 2007

square dat shit up

to tell a bitch or nigga to put up their dukes in order to initiate the sequence of fisticuffs

square dat shit up cuz

by emmanuelbellith January 21, 2009

Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006