square shit 

A violent emotional reaction; a conniption; an over-the-top angry response to a situation. More seismic than simply "he shit his pants." A square shit is painful and difficult, due to the presence of pointed corners at the edges, so to "take a square shit" means one's reaction to a situation or its outcome must be equally painful and likely beyond hope.

"My dad took a square shit when he saw what I did to the front bumper of his car."

or

"I took such a square shit when I heard I was working for Matt New Year's Eve."

square shit by Unkie Al December 29, 2005

square shit 

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

square shit by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

square dat shit up 

to tell a bitch or nigga to put up their dukes in order to initiate the sequence of fisticuffs

square dat shit up cuz

square dat shit up by emmanuelbellith February 18, 2009

Square Root of Jack Shit 

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

Square Root of Jack Shit by [e-mail] April 30, 2016

Shitting in the town square 

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

Shitting in the town square by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Shitting in the town square 

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

Shitting in the town square by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Shitting Squares 

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

Shitting Squares by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006