Squaffling
During Sex a peice of cooked deli meat is tied to a piece of twine and penetrated inside the partners hole / holes, then pulled out when the person reaches climax.
Squaffling
Squaffling by Arnold Von-Scnitz January 6, 2010
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Squaffling
Squaffling by Xoxxxxx April 6, 2021
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Squaffling • Squaffing • shuffling • Snuffling • snuffling for truffles • squalling • Squashling • Squiffing • swaffling • Quaffling
squashling
This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.
squashling by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022
it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic
Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008
Party rock shuffling
If you've seen it in the party rock anthem music video or on the Kia commercial and try to copy what they do, you are party rock shuffling.
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away
Contrary to popular belief, Party rock anthem is not hardstyle music and this kind of shuffling is not real shuffling and will be laughed at by real, true, sfufflers.
If you still don't understand the difference, look up some videos and tutorials on YouTube and prepare to be blown away
Party rock shuffler: Every day I'm...
Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...
Real shuffler: Finish that sentence and I'll cut your legs off. God I am so sick of this party rock shuffling crap...
Party rock shuffling by captainkabuki16 September 10, 2011
Paper-shuffling
Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.
“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)
Paper-shuffling by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012
Quaffling
The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
Quaffling by NotGriffin March 2, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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