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(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day
1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.

2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.
spüser by 5893745 November 27, 2016
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Deana speiser 

Deana Speiser is a highly intuitive person, very intelligent. She's very sassy and loves to look nice. Deana Speiser is a leader with 100% loyalty. She will do anything sexual with her partner at least twice ;) She is very family oriented.
Let's think about that, let's just be a little more Deana Speiser!
Deana speiser by Deana Speiser August 26, 2023
Omg sexy Speiser
speiser by Udje May 8, 2018
A spuiker is a man/adolescent boy who sleeps with a lot of different women, regardless of marital status. This man is brazen and will have sex anywhere and with any woman (even if he is not attracted to her). A spuiker manne, as they are known, prefer quantity over quality.

Calling someone a spuiker is generally regarded as a compliment when in the company of other spuikers. However, it is derided in all other social circles
Husband: Hey spuiker, what are you doing here? (Throws eggs at man)
Other guy: Who you calling a spuiker, I just came to see your wife
Spuiker by Bandile69 February 20, 2019