Spoosh

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.

Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.

by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

spoosh

(adjective) a dumb mexican

That guy is a spoosh.

by unflushable_turd February 09, 2018

spoosh

i drunken milkman whos not seen daylight in 4 hours. After 8 hours becomes deeply depressed.

wow, have u been spooshed lately?

by Pacer! April 28, 2005

Spooshing

When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.

Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!

Oh man have fun drying that up...

by Guavasupreme February 23, 2009

Spoosh

Your main bitches, the ones who you hang out with on weeknights when bored

Yo bro you wanna finnish the math homework or hang with the spooshes?

by opah December 12, 2014

Spooshed

A term used to describe the act of a man cumming into another mans asshole.

You should of seen it John!, I spooshed so hard into James asshole that cum was dripping out after!

by Jake mcqueen July 10, 2011

Spoosh

Having your hands become crab claws, and in spite of this, making a bowl of cereal and eating with a spork

Man those bees do like to spoosh

by YeeYeeBrother69 January 05, 2019