Spoonk

When a person spoon feeds another person some Spunk
Jane and her husband are upper middle class, on weekends she feeds him, his own spunk, using a very large and expensive silver spoon. This is called the Spoonk method.

Bob is single and lives with his Mother, after a bottle of JD he shouted from his gaming chair: Ma pass us the spoon out will ya.

Bob's Ma sighed; You better wash the bloody thing after, not like last time.

- You can even use the Spoonk method on yourself.. To avoid any accidents, clean it straight after.
by Dave Did It April 23, 2019
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Spoonk

A word you would call someone for being a fucking retard.
Oh my God Joseph you’re such a spoonk for snorting grandmas ashes!
by Pig Benis lord July 03, 2019
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Spoonk

To hold a spoon on your nose
mom: “honey what are you doing?”
child: “i’m spoonking”
mom: “you are what now.”
child: “holding a spoon on my nose”
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Spoonked

Spoonked is a term used to express a feeling of fear so great that you immediately reach climax.
Basically you get so scared that you cum.
Chris showed me a picture of a really scary looking chick but she was kinda sexy so I got really spoonked
by AnKaTPG April 03, 2021
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what is spoonks sexy

Spoonk is bi..wait no he's gay..wait no he's straight..wait no he's pan!..be the first to tell what spoonk from inkreaks sexy is!!
by Whatisspoonkssexy June 07, 2024
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