Spoon me

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

by Marty Broon October 22, 2008

Spoon Me

A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.

by Port5 October 30, 2009

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 08, 2007