Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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The word used when two brothers play soggy biscuit with a jammy dodger.
"Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"

"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"
by Taymarsh1 January 30, 2016
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A person who is stupid af and you need something to call them
by Tifnits August 11, 2016
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