spit on it 

1. A desperate plea often used by creeps to have someone salivate upon their genitalia

2. Another way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself"

3. An awesome slogan that is common upon T-shirts at Mission San Jose High School

Mustafa: Please, spit on it...just a little?
Madeline: Ew! gtfo, loser
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Mustafa:I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be such a douche....
Madeline: Why don't you just spit on it
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Dude: Hey, where did you get that sweet T-shirt?
Madeline: Internet

spit on it by Hotdog Mcweiner July 2, 2008

spit on it and walk away 

A variation of ' piss on it and walk away' meaning, walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the negative experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, spit on it and walk away is a good piece of advice; do not turn your frustration and anger into violence.

spit on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2014

Spit on it (just the tip) 

1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).

b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.

2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.

b : The best way to sanitize a wound.

Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)

Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*

Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.

Spit on it (just the tip) by craigslist October 30, 2013

spit on it and walk away 

a) what a dog does with anything it can't eat, chew, or play with

b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, especially under definition b) mentioned above, spit on it and walk away is more than a solid good piece of advice; the same can be applied to, to some extent, in dealing with negative people, or people you can't/don't want to get along with.

spit on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2015

putting a positive spit on it 

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

putting a positive spit on it by Heartemis June 29, 2011

Spit on your ass and fuck it 

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

Spit on your ass and fuck it by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022