Spicy Turkey 

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

Spicy Turkey by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Spicy Turkey Twizzler 

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.

"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."

Spicy Turkey Twizzler by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011

Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine

A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.

Two hicks and a spick chase a turkey down a gold mine. Thats kinda hard to put into a sentence.

Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine by yella fella March 23, 2011