Bougie Speedball

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.

"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.

by ajwx July 17, 2015

Gecko Speedball

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.

I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020

Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

by Hiro Yamamoto June 19, 2005

hippie speedball

A joint and an espresso.

I can't do anything in the morning until I've had my hippie speedball.

by Chase Atherton May 13, 2004

Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.

Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'

by BME222 January 3, 2010

Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.

I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.

by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011

Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.

Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

by dirty estaban August 16, 2010