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Speed Goat 

Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
Speed Goat by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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Speed Goat 

A goat of infinite speed. Often seen wearing a sombrero and poncho.

Speed Goats are close friends with Tai from Gears of War 2. Together they share Locust BBQ's.
"Dude, My nacho is gone!"

"Must have been a Speed Goat."
Speed Goat by Tres_Etrange July 11, 2009

Speed Goat 

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).
Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.
Speed Goat by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

Sebago Speedboat 

n, v. The act when one man buries his face in between another man's buttocks and vigorously throws his head back and forth while resonating his lips to make a "brrrrr" sound. Very similar to motorboating.
I almost passed out with delight when Henry knelt behind me, buried his face between my naked ass cheeks, and gave me a Sebago Speedboat.
Sebago Speedboat by GBart444 July 8, 2011

Mexican Speedboat 

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
Mexican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Cleveland Speedboat 

Like the 'Cleveland steamer' you take a dump on your girls chest- then you 'motorboat' her
Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.