speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.

Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

speckled hen by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011

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speckled hen

a kid with freckles.

"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"

speckled hen by BlitzRain September 7, 2022

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Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

Old Speckled Hen by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

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Speckled Henn

The act of cumming on your partner, then throwing a handful of chocolate chips at them.

After I came on her and threw a handful of chocolate chips at her.. She looked like a speckled henn

Speckled Henn by foldingisforfaggots September 8, 2011

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old sheckled hen

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.

that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

old sheckled hen by everybody poops May 10, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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