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speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.
Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.
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speckled hen

a kid with freckles.
"bruv i hate u m8 i'll bash ye head in in fortnite 1v1"
"shut up speckled hen"
speckled hen by BlitzRain September 7, 2022

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.
"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"
Old Speckled Hen by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Speckled Henn 

The act of cumming on your partner, then throwing a handful of chocolate chips at them.
After I came on her and threw a handful of chocolate chips at her.. She looked like a speckled henn
Speckled Henn by foldingisforfaggots September 8, 2011

old sheckled hen 

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.
that chick sure is an old sheckled hen
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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