spaz monkey 

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.

Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!

spaz monkey by ianill July 20, 2008

spazmonkey 

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

spazmonkey by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!

did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????

spammonkey by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006

spazmonkey 

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

spazmonkey by Yobkillah October 11, 2006

Spazmonkey 

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

Spazmonkey by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016